The Whole Truth About the Glamorous Lives of Crypto-Industry Stars

So, dear friends, I would like to touch on a very sharp and, one might say, brilliantly fake topic related to what is happening around us in the world, and in particular in the mysterious and so attractive crypto industry. Let us dig a little bit, literally a couple of fathoms, deeper than the gloss we see at first, superficial glance on the screen.

It is no secret, even to the least attentive observer, that in 90% of cases, in our modest but sober opinion, perhaps even 95%, all those inflated cheeks calling themselves crypto traders are sheer fraudsters, real scammers. In fact, they do not conduct any activity even remotely resembling real, meaningful trading. All their "trading" is just a casino, a cheap casino, where they stab a finger at the sky at random, blindfolded and on a dare. So if you, dear viewer, see a pompous channel where trading is allegedly active and many pictures with green PNL, this absolutely does not mean that you are looking at a real, established trader. It is basic theatrical scenery.

The brilliant creators of these channels understand this down to the foundation themselves, which is why they so often love to show in their social networks or in Telegram channels an incredibly beautiful, almost fairytale life, to show their alleged stunning success. To shout: "Look, I trade, I trade, and everything around me is incredibly beautiful, which means I am damn successful, and you can trust me blindly!" This, let's say, is native advertising ingrained into their pores for their non-existent but loudly proclaimed abilities.

For greater effect and clarity, let's take as examples a few of the most prominent channels. There is a character - Andrey Andreyevich - who supposedly independently developed a super-bot that gives you magical signals.

You can use this miracle bot in his channel for a certain, of course, sum, paying a rather modest tribute to genius, in his opinion. After analyzing his loud trades, we reached the predictable conclusion that all these trades are incredibly, laughably high-risk, and upon reaching a tiny profit of 0.5% or a whole 1% he immediately screams profanities at the top of his lungs: "Look how cool and powerful I am!" Let us not forget, of course, that crypto itself is damn risky, and such sky-high, simply cosmic risks, in fact, lead to nothing good other than losses and cannot lead to anything else.

Driven by curiosity, we started looking for his social networks and found Instagram: simply a very beautiful life, a very beautiful girlfriend.

 But what actually hides behind this pomp if you pull back the curtains? The first thing we could not help but notice is a gorgeous red Corvette that constantly, like an annoying fly, appears in his stories and media feed. And somewhere we've seen it before, but where?

There is a well-known channel - Dmitry Kotov, a pump-and-dump specialist. Everyone has probably heard about him.

Recently, by the way, there was an unpleasant news story that his lion cub was taken away with fractures. That's a somewhat different, sadder topic for discussion, but he is on our radar, so to speak. We also immediately see a luxurious Rolls-Royce with a scarlet interior. And where else could we have seen it?

 

Ah, here it is, also with Dmitry Kotov, in the same pose! What does this mean? Do they have a shared schedule for the car? Or is it, in my, in our, in our fevered imagination, somewhat strange that two different, supposedly independent people drive the exact same cars down to the last bolt. Very touching car brotherhood.

Let's dig a little deeper, straight to the core. We look closely and clearly see absolutely identical photos near the same house. So it turns out they arrived, like to work, took photos of their beautiful life with the cars, took photos near someone else's house.

What are they trying to tell the world with this? Those photos at a beautiful mansion, like "I achieved everything myself, this is mine." Of course, one could say, why would he need to own the property, maybe it is rented for photos. But are you telling me you rent the exact same cars and the exact same houses synchronously? Strange, of course. Very coordinated work, practically a team.

Often, for ambiance, the charming girl Maria appears in the photographs.

We got wildly curious, visited her profile and saw a truly interesting picture.

The dinner photograph of both Andrey and Maria is absolutely identical, like twins. Does that mean they cannot afford to order different dinners? Just look closely: the cup is in exactly the same place, the main element - the iPhone on the table - seems to whisper: "Take my picture quickly." The very same scene, down to the smallest detail, is in Andrey Kripta's photos. But at least, come on, sit down and eat properly, take pictures of each other at dinner. Or how was this done, interestingly? Did you order one dish for two, or maybe you even rented it for a pretty photo? It's funny, of course, yes? A comedy of errors.

Okay, we start digging further, look at this girl, go to her page and realize that she is not simple either, she has a twist. In her personal channel she actively sells her photographs for stars. We, naturally, broke schlubs, could not make out what is hidden in those mysterious pictures. For clarity, reminder: prices are 500, 1000, 1500, 2000 stars for unlocking one photograph. What is in there is only for our readers' rich conjectures, but if you are officially dating a successful trader, why, pray tell, would you sell your photographs in a channel for stars? Well, let's leave that to our readers' fertile imaginations about what those pictures might hide.

We scroll the feed further and see that this very Andrey proudly sits at his workstation - a Z7 case computer.

And the most interesting thing, why did this catch our eye? The exact same workstation, down to the smallest detail, belongs to another trader - Neo Trading.

The only difference is that Neo Trading sits facing the window, while our Andrey Kripta sits with his back to it, turned away. What does this mean? You came, rented a workspace for an hour for a post? It feels like you guys have one car for everyone, one computer for everyone, one girl for everyone. What is this? What kind of picture of a beautiful life are you selling us? You are peddling some ridiculous nonsense with a serious face.

So, to finally confirm our suspicions, we start checking the plates of this Corvette. What do we see there?

 Uh-huh, very interesting.

We see a photo with a helicopter, start checking that helicopter, and an interesting picture emerges as well.

Here, of course, we will leave these facts without comment to the fair judgment of our viewers.

But neither Andrey's nor Dmitry's name figures!

All this information, having spent only 5-10 minutes of our precious time, we easily understood that all this ostentatious beautiful life, cars, restaurants - it is all just an empty, silent picture. These people simply do not have real money to provide themselves with any consistent minimum that so flaunts itself in their photographs. And there is a strong feeling that they are ready to photograph even one cup of coffee for everyone. They order one cup of coffee, and until everyone has photographed it in turn, no one drinks it, they save it. Hilarious, laugh-out-loud hilarious. Judging by all the photos, that is exactly how it is.

And what is the final conclusion we can draw? Everything they so diligently show you - it is all just staged photographs, and there is no real, authentic life behind it. One big, but very skinny, illusion.